.if women were to rewrite the rules.
by Annie
(thank you!)
Rule #1:
Assertiveness no longer equals bitchiness.
Rule #2:
Choices about our bodies are no longer controlled by white males.
Rule #3:
Now sex stops when WE'RE finished.
Rule #4:
Men can no longer consider our bad moods part of our menstrual cycles.
Rule #5:
Two words: Same Pay!
Rule #6:
We will accept that size doesn't matter concerning penises as soon as men accept
the same for breasts.
Rule #7:
Women are no longer considered bad drivers when cutting in front of cars while
men are considered trained professionals for doing the same.
Rule #8:
Vaginas will come equipped with retractable teeth for emergency situations.
Rule #9:
We can now sit with a group of males and talk without being interrupted
thousands of times.
Rule #10:
Foreplay is required! (news flash guys...we fake to get you to finish...
Start out right in the first place and we won't want you to finish!)