.the best ways to ruin a conversation with a girl you're interested in.
...these can get a little 'dirty', so you've been warned.

1. "So........know anything about herpes?"
2. "I like your boobies."
3. "Yeah, I post on Instrife."
4. "Hey do you shave?"
5. GUY:  Let's have some...
   GIRL:  Some what?
   GUY:  Some SEX!
6. "You're fat."
7. "Unless you like to party, get outta my way."
8. "So hey, I've hung out with you all night, am I going to hit it or what?  I have to get to sleep so..."
9. "Yeah...  That's really interesting...  So uh...  Anal then?"
10. Rats and horses can't vomit.
11. "I went out with you because I heard you were a slut."
12. "Girl, I'd eat your butt for a quarter."
13. "I really like Kool & The Gang."
14. "Wanna see my scab collection?"
15. "Know anything about medicine? Ok, why does it burn when I pee?"
16. "Girl, you look terrific, TOTALLY DIESEL!!"
17. "Baby, it's me, you and Dr. Feelgood tonight. Where's my bowtie?"
18. "So whats your older sister doin tonight?"
19. "You're a lesbian, right?"
20. GIRL: So how many people have you slept with?
    GUY: How many people you know, or how many people all together?
21. "You would make an excellent druid as you have already cast a level five charm spell on me."
22. "I just got a new computer with a 3gig Pentium 4 processor, I maxed the RAM out to 2048megs, a 400GB hard drive..."
23. "If my mommy says it's okay, will you come over for pudding?"
24. GIRL: So, how big is your...
    Version 1 answer:
    GUY:  Well, my last girlfriend walked around bowlegged for a month.
    Version 2 answer:
    GUY:  Well, my ex thought that it didn't matter how big, because she loved me.
25. "Hey, you're almost cuter than the 15 year old girls I was secretly watching play volleyball!"
26. "My ex girlfriend used to massage by butthole with hot mustard because of hemorrhoids, now I'm fine, although it hurts when I fart.  By the way I love your dress."
27. "Oh yeah, I watch that show too. I like how the characters all seem to gimme a boner."
28. "Nice haircut, dumbass."
29. "Awe, I'm sorry.  I dropped my pen.  Could you get it for me - I cant reach it...  You're worried about your short skirt?  C'mon.  It's not like I'm going to give it to you in the pooper while your bending over."
    
    *begins to unzip pants*
30. "Touch my zipper, it likes you."
31. "Should I pay now, or afterwards?"
32. "Yesterday I had to wash down my mother because she lost her legs and arms in Vietnam."
33. "Woah girl, you're smokin' tonight - Just like the retard at school told me you would be!"
34. (after she makes slight contact with you)
    "Oooooooooh.... Female contact... Can I go change my underwear please?"
35. "Hello."