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1. Hang road kill or torn stuffed animals in
their work area. 2. Whenever they look in your general direction moon them no matter who else is around. 3. Yell a fellow employee's name. When they look up wave your testicles at them through your zipper hole. 4. Tape a co-worker's cigarettes to the ceiling. 5. If there is a radio playing dance to the music in a ballerina-like fashion. 6. Piss on all the donuts. 7. Eat chicken, eggs, hummus, and steak the night before work. The next day at your job stop at each person's work station and plant a juicy one. Keep a straight face. 8. Show up to work late, drunk, and belligerent. 9. Turn the radio to a Christian music station at full blast. Wave your arms and sing along in a joyful fashion. 10. Try to do your own job as inefficiently as possible. |
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