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1. I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel. 2. I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be. 3. Today I sniffed Many dog butts-I celebrate By kissing your face. 4. I sound the alarm! Paperboy-come to kill us all- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! 5. I sound the alarm! Garbage man-come to kill us all- Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! 6. I lift my leg and Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot- Sniff this and weep 7. How do I love thee? The ways are numberless as My hairs on the rug. 8. My human is home! I am so ecstatic I have Made a puddle. 9. I Hate my choke chain- Look, world, they strangle me! Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack! 10. Sleeping here, my chin On your foot- -no greater bliss-well, Maybe catching cats. 11. Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you as much I do. 12. The cat is not all Bad-she fills the litter box With Tootsie Rolls. 13. Dig under fence-why? Because it s there. Because it's There. Because it s there. 14. I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are eating. 15. You may call them fleas, But they are far more-I call Them a vocation 16. My owners mood is Romantic-I lie near their Feet. I fart a big one. |
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