We didn't write most of these, and there's some bad language in some of them, so I don't want to hear it from anyone who doesn't like it.  I warned you.  If you want to submit something, send it to danawhite@cornzine.com

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:: comics ::
://Marvel's Action Figure Theatre - Episode 1
://Marvel's Action Figure Theatre - Episode 2

:: the_truth_about_the_sexes ::
://Ways to ruin a conversation with a girl you're interested in
://Don't click here
://Men & Women Comparison
://If Men Were to Rewrite the Rules
://If Men Were to Rewrite the Rules - Part 2
://If Women Were to Rewrite the Rules
://Why Men Should be Proud of Themselves

:: lists ::
://Did you know?
://A Message from the WV Tourism Council
://Rules Of Life
://Alcohol Warnings
://Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teenager Is In Trouble
://How to Keep a Healthy Level of Sanity
://10 Things You Don't Say When You're Pulled Over
://51 Ways to Scare Off Girl Scouts
://50 Fun Things to do at Walmart
://10 Ways to Know You're Burned Out on School
://30 Things to do in a Car
://The 5 Most Feared Question by Men Are...
://10 Things That Piss Me Off by Adam Sandler
://Children's Books You Will Never See
://Answering Machine Morons
://Bart Simpson Chalkboard Writings
://How to Annoy and Irritate People
://How To Poop At Work
://Stuff to Do in an Elevator
://Stuff to Ponder by George Carlin
://What I've Learned

:: haikus ::
://Spam Haikus
://Dog Haikus

:: stories ::
://Strange But True Deaths
://Drunk Frat Boy Stories
://Embarrassing Moments